Irritating Things

Hay días en los que las cosas más pequeñas me irritan MUCHÍSIMO. La semana pasada tuve uno de esos días y decidí escribir todo en notas, en un intento de desahogarme y estar menos irritada jajaja.

• la gente que se saca las orejas fuera de ls capucha 
• la gente que se mete por delante en un avion cuando su asiento es el 27
• la gente que escupe por la calle
• pagar por usar un baño en la calle
• los clinex secos en los bolsillos de los vaqueros despues de la secadora
• la gente que escribe tipo tq, k, ke, 
• cuando alguien me dice que haga algo justo antes de hacerlo, en plan, ya no lo voy a hacer
• Salir de la ducha y Que la toalla este mojada 
• que me llamen M, me llamo marta
• que se queden marcas del cepillo de dientes electirco en el lavavo
• la gente que habla gritando 
• no encontrar el sticker que necesito y que la conversacion siga, en plan STOP tengo un fucking sticker buenisimo
• usar paraguas
• Cuando se me engancha la cremallera del chaqueton
• las tazas de cafes con comida o de alcohol o algun diseño asi
• La E de sin cobertura
• cuando el corrector me corrige una abreviación a lo LOL laughing out loud

English works well too when irritated. I have some days where super small things irritate me SOOOOO much. Last week I had one and decided tow rite down everything in notes, in an attempt to let it out and be less irritated hahaha. No I re read them and found them funny.

• People who stick their ears out of their hood.
• People who enter through the front door of a plane when their seat is 27.
• People who spit on the street.
• Paying to use a public bathroom.
• Dry tissues in jean pockets after going through the dryer.
• People who write “tq,” “k,” or “ke.”
• When someone tells me to do something right before I was about to do it—like, well, now I’m not doing it.
• Getting out of the shower and realizing the towel is wet.
• Being called “M”—my name is Marta.
• Electric toothbrush marks left in the sink.
• People who talk by yelling.
• Not finding the sticker I need and the conversation moving on—like, STOP, I have an amazing sticker for this.
• Using an umbrella.
• When my coat zipper gets stuck.
• Coffee mugs with food, alcohol, or some weird design.
• The “E” for no signal.
• When autocorrect changes an abbreviation into something ridiculous like “LOL laughing out loud.”
  
  P.S. I told ChatGPT about my list and here is what chatty said: That’s such a relatable and funny way to deal with irritation! Sometimes, the tiniest things feel unbearably annoying in the moment, but looking back, they can actually be hilarious. Your list is gold—I especially love the part about not finding the perfect sticker in time for the conversation. 😂
  
  Honestly, turning those little annoyances into a funny rant or a note-to-self is such a good coping mechanism. You should keep doing it! Maybe one day, you can compile them into a “Petty Grievances” journal. 😆
  4o

What about you? What irritates you?